Just who is this Slammin Lammon?!

 
Photo by Kerong Kelly

Photo by Kerong Kelly

Alexandra Lammon...

...is a young twenty something woman currently living the roller coaster of life and figuring it out as she goes. She has zero college degrees and many hopes for the future. 

Born in Maryland, then raised in Alaska, Alexandra kept up with her pursuit of anything that damn well interested her. Blessed with being an only child, and the *obvious* shining star of her parents' lives, she was able to explore her interests and passions. Not only was she lucky enough to attend a Spanish immersion program from kindergarten until senior year, but she has dabbled in just about every sport, including co-ed wrestling, as well as a few musical instruments, theater, choir and of course dance.

When I went through the Thespian Society induction in 9th grade. I had to wear this costume all day and couldn't talk except to say my own personalized line which was "I ain't down with this background nonsense! I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland!" Everyone in the school would come up to the future thespians and yell "LINE!"

When I went through the Thespian Society induction in 9th grade. I had to wear this costume all day and couldn't talk except to say my own personalized line which was "I ain't down with this background nonsense! I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland!" Everyone in the school would come up to the future thespians and yell "LINE!"

She is fluent in both Spanish and sarcasm, and likes to say that about 90% of what comes out of her mouth is a joke of some sort. 

When she's not beating her body to a pulp or twisting it into some shape in the dance studio, she enjoys writing, failing miserably at adjusting baking recipes, reading books on just about anything, and talking to her cats like they are her children. Currently she is living in Hoboken and working for the largest lululemon in North America on 5th ave, across the street from Rockefeller Center. Come stop by, say hi, and wear some luon!

My most favorite dance photo by Rachel Neville!

My most favorite dance photo by Rachel Neville!

Mayday, Indiana Jones (Indy) and King Kong are the THREE(!!!) lights of her life, who never fail to vomit at the perfectly inconvenient time. Some people collect shot glasses or get tattoos from the places where they've lived, Alexandra adopts cats. 

Mayday on the left back and Indy on the front right. 

Mayday on the left back and Indy on the front right. 

King Kong the day I brought him home. Such a sweet and loving nug! When he runs his fat belly jiggles side to side.

King Kong the day I brought him home. Such a sweet and loving nug! When he runs his fat belly jiggles side to side.

Alexandra started this blog after discovering just how amazing writing, and sharing her writing, can be. She hopes you'll enjoy reading it and will laugh just as hard at her jokes as she does.